okay, so we all know it’s pretty obvious that jake has something to do with lord english, what with his obsession with skulls, his computers, and oh i don’t know maybe his freaking last name
but there’s one thing i never saw the fandom mention, and that’s how the shipping drama might link in with lord english too.
this man is my hero
Seems like a pretty good fort to me.
I can never not reblog this. It’s just so fucking adorable.
The master of fortsmithing!
I know this sounds corny, but am I the only one who gets annoyed when people say, “Hussie will always be the guy that created Homestuck.”?
I mean, the way I think about it, Hussie was the guy that created amazing stories and characters, from Problem…
Because for some reason I flake out every time I do one.
Do you guys love scalemates.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
Do you want one of your own.
Yes. You do.
Well.
Recently I found a pattern for scalemate plushies and I feel like doing something fun.
I’m giving away three…
Karkat would be the worst teacher.
And by worst I mean the best.
He’d screech and screech and screech like a fucking maniac in all his lessons
Anyone who miraculously managed to fall asleep in his class would have their desk tipped over and a faceful of screaming Professor Vantas
And then he’d accidentally make someone cry one day and suddenly he’s this sweet guy all full of apologies
“CG: FUCK I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY
CG: HEY, STOP
CG: HEY, DON’T…
CG: STOP CRYING, I DIDN’T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU’RE WORTHLESS HUMAN SCUM
CG: LOOK, I’M SORRY
CG: I’LL GET YOU ICE CREAM IF YOU STOP
CG: C’MON, YOU’RE OKAY
CG: HUGS, C’MON
CG: LET’S GO, WE HAVE TO HUG THIS OUT
CG: GO HOME, I’LL JUST PASS YOU FOR THE DAY, I GUESS
CG: COME IN TOMORROW BEFORE SCHOOL AND I’LL HELP YOU WITH TODAY’S LESSON
CG: OKAY BYE HAVE A GOOD DAY
CG:… THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL STARING AT
CG: GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR OCULAR JELLIES AND STUFF THEM SO FAR DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTES YOU’LL BE SHITTING OCULAR FLUID FOR A WEEK”
and everyone would be so terrified of him that no one dared NOT learn their shit
no one fails Professor Vantas’s tests
NO ONE
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